FAQ's
QUESTIONS WE ACTUALLY RESPECT
This FAQ breaks it down for those who need a little hand-holding—how to lock in your
hunt, what to wear, how to get to the ranch without getting lost, and how not to
embarrass yourself in front of a trophy whitetail. Flights? Handled. Gear? We’ve got you
covered. Guides? Damn right.
All you need to bring is your boots, your aim, and a pulse. We’ll take care of the rest.
What time do I Check-In and Check-Out?
Show up between 1 and 3 PM. Be gone by 10 AM on your last day. Your Hunt Coordinator will confirm the details—just don’t be late to the party or the exit.
What should I wear?
Camouflage—obviously. You’re hunting, not headed to brunch. As for the weather? Texas doesn’t give a damn about your forecast. It could be 90 and sunny one day, then drop to 25 with sideways sleet the next. Pack for both hellfire and ice, depending on when you're showing up. Better to sweat a little than freeze your ass off.
What should I expect on my hunt?
Expect the unexpected—and a whole lot of action. Whether you’re after whitetail or something a little more exotic, we’ll throw everything we’ve got at it: blinds, Jeeps, rangers, maybe even a prayer or two. You might be stalking through brush, sitting in a blind, or hiking your ass off—depends on the game and your grit.
We’ll match the hunt to your skill level (no shame, rookie), and you won’t go it alone. One of our seasoned guides—part tracker, part game whisperer—will stick with you the whole time. Before anything starts, you’ll need to prove your weapon can actually hit what you’re aiming at. Range time is mandatory. No exceptions. No excuses.
What should I bring?
Bring your go-to hunting gear—boots, jacket, weapon of choice, ammo, binos, eye and ear pro, bug spray, sunscreen… all the stuff you’ll probably forget anyway. Bow or pistol hunter? Do us a favor and bring some cover scent—nothing blows a close-range shot faster than smelling like a truck stop bathroom.
But if you show up empty-handed (or just plain unprepared), don’t worry. We’ve got a fully stocked pro shop and our own line of badass, suppressor-equipped rifles ready to roll. You could walk in with nothing on but a smile and still be fully outfitted to take down a trophy.
And if you feel like swapping bullets for bass, we’ve got over 10 acres of lakes loaded with feed-trained fighters and trophy Florida bass. Bring your fishing gear if you want. If not, we’ve got some you can borrow.
Where are the nearest Commercial and Private Airports?
We’re just 1.5 hours from three major airports—Bush (IAH), Hobby (HOU), and Austin- Bergstrom (AUS)—so pick your airline and embrace the chaos. We offer round-trip pickup for $300 (subject to change depending on fuel prices and how generous we’re feeling).
Flying private? Now we’re talking. Here are your landing strips:
- Brenham Municipal (11R) – 6,003' runway
-Houston Executive (KTME) – 6,610' runway
-Eagle Lake (ELA) – 4,280' runway
-Robert R. Wells (66R) – our hometown strip with 3,800 feet of Texas welcome
We’ll pick you up from Robert R. Wells for free. The others? That’s $100 round trip—basically lunch money if you’re on the company card.
And if you’ve got an expense account begging to be used, we’ll gladly line up a private charter to come get you. Flash the card, and we’ll put wings on damn near anything.
Is a deposit required to reserve a date?
Absolutely. This isn’t a bar tab you forget to pay. Whitetail hunts require a $5,500 deposit, and exotic hunts run $3,500. Both are non-refundable, so make sure your calendar—and your spouse—are fully onboard before throwing cash on the table. No take-backs, no whining.
When is the best time to come?
Exotics? We chase those year-round—no off-season for the wild stuff. Prime time for most hunts is September through May, when the animals are moving and the weather isn't trying to kill you. Whitetail’s a little more official—Texas sets those dates (usually October to mid-February), but lucky for you, we’re a Level III MLD outfit. Translation: you don’t have to burn your own tags.
Those with antlers like to drop their headgear when the mood strikes—so if you’re chasing something with a rack, timing’s everything. And fair warning: Vara books up faster than your buddy backs out of plans. We’re talking months, sometimes years out.
Lock in your dates now, or get comfy watching someone else’s trophy pics.
Can I add a Non-Hunting Guest?
Absolutely. Whether it’s your spouse, buddy, or someone who just really likes room service, non-hunters are welcome at $550/day. That covers lodging, food, drinks, and someone to clean up the aftermath—just don’t forget to tip the crew who makes you look civilized.
If we’ve got space, we’ll even toss in a private room for your tagalong—same price, just fewer snores. Got a group of tagalongs? Hit us up—we’ve got special pricing and just enough patience.
Can I add an extra hunting day?
If we’ve got the space and you’re not too sore (or broke), absolutely. Extra hunting days can be added—just ask. We'll keep the whiskey flowing and the animals running.
What items are not included in my hunt?
We don’t toss in meat processing, taxidermy, your Texas hunting license, or getting your ass to and from the ranch. Oh, and tips for your guide and staff? Those aren’t included either—unless you think they work for high-fives and good vibes (spoiler: they don’t).
Do you offer Meat Processing?
Nope—we’re not your butcher. But we do quarter your animal, hang it in the cooler like a trophy, and deliver it (for free) to our go-to spot: Bellville Meat Market in Bellville, Texas. They’ll handle the slicing, dicing, and turning your kill into something worthy of a grill.
Do you offer Taxidermy?
Not us—we stick to hunting, not tanning hides or playing taxidermy Picasso. But we do offer free delivery to our trusted pros: Brush Country Studios in Cypress or Woods and Water Taxidermy in Conroe. They’re the ones who’ll turn your trophy into a wall-worthy masterpiece that'll steal the spotlight in your man cave.
How much should I expect to tip?
Tips aren’t required—but if our team knocked it out of the park (and let’s be honest, they will), it’s a classy move. Industry standard is 10% of your hunt for your guide, and another 5% for the hospitality crew—the ones cooking your meals, making your drinks, and making sure you didn’t sleep in your own mess.
Feeling extra impressed? 15–20% total is a solid way to say “hell yeah.” If something didn’t hit the mark—or you just want to tell us how awesome we are—let us know at checkout. We love praise, tolerate feedback, and politely pretend to accept criticism.
How can I pay my invoice at check-out time?
At the end of your hunt, we’ll walk you through checkout in private—no need to broadcast your trophy bill to the whole lodge. We accept just about everything short of Monopoly money: cash, debit, personal checks, company checks, cashier’s checks, traveler’s checks (yes, apparently those still exist), ACH, and all major plastic—Amex, Discover, Visa, MasterCard.
Just a heads-up: credit and debit cards come with a 4% processing fee, because the banks like to eat too.
How much is a Texas Reisent or Non-Resident Hunting License?
Yes, you really do need one—this ain’t the Wild West (even if it feels like it). Head over to the Texas Parks & Wildlife site at tpwd.texas.gov/huntwild/hunt for the latest info.
Once your dates are locked in with us, you can grab your license online at www.txfgsales.com.
Still too much effort? We sell them right in our pro shop. So yeah—no excuses, no whining, just get it done.